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The Prayer Of The 13th Warrior

Published / by Jehangir

Two movies I watched on HBO recently featured muslim characters.

In the 'The 13th Warrior' Antonio Banderas plays the role of an exiled Arab nobleman who abets Vikings in their hair-raising encounters against a tribe of underground-dwelling neo-neanderthals. His role is in itself a rarity – a positive Muslim character in a major Hollywood film.

Morgan Freeman playing Kevin Costner's companion in 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' is another such role that comes to mind. Usually the stereotyped Muslim characters you see in every other mainstream Hollywood movie play the roles of 'islamic' terrorists.

Since it's a Hollywood movie, 'The 13th Warrior' suffers from fundamental errors like the climatic prayer scene before the final battle, where neither the Muslim nor the Norse characters recite traditional prayers but instead prayers from unverified sources are included by the scriptwriters for their ‘historical fantasy’ effect. The Antonio Banderas/Ibn Fadlan character recites a hollywood-ified version of the following prayer:

For all that we should have thought
and have not thought;
For all that we should have said
and have not said;
For all that we should have done,
and have not done;
We pray to the Lord for forgiveness.

For all that we should not have thought
but have thought;
For all that we should not have said
but have said;
For all that we should not have done,
but have done;
We pray to the Lord for forgiveness.

In the film version, Antonio Banderas as Ibn Fadlan prays not to 'Allah' but to 'Holy Father' in true Christian fashion.

Thankfully, the director does not show a Muslim character being cremated – as happens onscreen in 'The Ghost & the Darkness'. That blooper apart, TG&TD is one of my favourite films. It's like ‘Jaws’ with claws !

Unlike the majority of film adaptations, both films surprisingly complement the books they are based on – Michael Crichton's 'Eaters of the Dead' and 'Man-eaters of Tsavo' by John Patterson. Since both these films are based on actual persons/events, Muslim characters were essential to the plots.

How hard can it be for Hollywood to do a wee bit of research and portray characters belonging to any particular religion accurately?

My Photos in a Famous Book

Published / by Jehangir

Berkshire Encyclopedia

The Berkshire Encyclopedia of World History has been described as ‘a masterful title that weaves together social, scientific, anthropological, and geographical influences on world history‘. It is regarded as the definitive work on the subject since the nineteenth century.

Imagine my surprise when I got an email from the publishers asking my permission to use one of my photographs in the latest edition of the encyclopedia. I am understandably chuffed.

Can you guess which photograph they want to include in their article about the Mughal Empire?

Update: The Berkshire Encyclopedia of World History(2nd. Ed.) is out in print. My photograph is on page 1756.

Serendipity and the Internet

Published / by Jehangir

One of the greatest joys of the internet is online serendipity, when you make a fortunate discovery while looking for something entirely different. During a search for a totally unrelated item, I stumbled upon this little gem in the comments section of a website that had a strange mix of politics, DIY guides, lonely hearts clubs, game cheats, vernacular abuses and other eclectic stuff. It is a poem called ‘Burdbaari’.

Even though I take pride in my googling ability, I must confess that I have been unable to locate the webpage again to confirm the name of the poet. Probably Google cannot do a keyword search because I changed the spellings of the urdu words into more conventional ones.

lotus

Burdbaari

mitti mein ugay huve khaamosh magar khushnuma phoolon se ek kamal ne kaha,

satah-e-aab pe mera yeh dilfareb zahoor,

mere paikar ki yeh dilfareb raanaee,

is thehrey hue paani ki khilqat hai

aur yeh thehra hua paani hi,

mere husn kaa sana-khuwan bhi hai

mujhay mitti ki tamanna hai, na barsat ki justuju

mitti mein ugay huve khaamosh, magar khushnuma phool

us haseen kamal ke is izhaar-e-ehsaas-e-bezameeni par

chupke se muskura diye

aur badastoor khaamosh rahey